MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC. EP5 & 6

EPISODE 5


Finally the D-day has come, I left Rukkys apartment while she was still far asleep to freshen up and get prepared for the main deal of the day. Didn’t bother to wake her up since she wasn’t pleased with what happened last night, I sent her an apology message regarding to what happened between us and went to the campus where I will be writing the examination.

The whole town was filled with lot of people from diver’s places, it’s like a market place if you do not walk steadfastly, you will surely collide with another person. I managed to locate the hall where my name is with the help of the para-military officers and school securities who directed me to campus two (2) after lot of to and fro movement. Getting to the hall, I sat down on the seat provided for me since the seat number tally with the one on my photo card and also bear my serial number.


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It’s over and I was feeling a bit relieved, the questions were so cheap. Fifteen questions to answer for just 30mins and I didn’t spend up to 20mins in the hall before I came out. The examiner concentrated more on biology, physics and chemistry with just two questions from mathematics which are just like quantitative I did in primary school. Since I have no other business in the school I went straight home and met jerry sleeping, he woke up as soon as he heard the noise of the door

ME: you dey sleep like rat when just escape from cat, after you don over worked your curve7 last night with Aghogho.

JERRY: wanka!!! Na me you won chick eh, I be like small pikin for your eye? Abi you think say na only you sabi alele girls kpekus?

ME: insult me as you like but don’t forget to respect my gray hair. What are we eating? my belle don gum my back oo

JERRY: guy na still that soup dey oo, abi you won eat indomie? make I tell Aghogho to prepare am

ME: I go arrange am myself nor stress the innocent girl when you don bukele till day break

JERRY: that reminds me, I greeted RUKKY this morning but she gave me deaf ears. What happened between you both last night?

ME: guy leave that babe, she might be heading somewhere that was why she didn’t answer you. She told me she is sometimes shy to answer greetings in the morning (I didn’t want to reveal the truth to him)

JERRY: that na her own palava. A friend of mine called me today reminding me of his birthday party tonight. I’m going there with Aghogho and I want you to join us

ME: I was even planning to go out tonight just to celebrate a successful exam.

JERRY: I know say book full your block head na, so you must make it into the school, that means we are going for double celebration. You will like the place I bet you, it has maximum security

ME: what is the name of the place?

JERRY: “WESTEN HALL” is the name, its opposite the school you must have passed there this morning on your way to school

ME: I dey with you full time but belle first….

Base on normal level, I garnish the indomie and bought two big bottle of pepsi for me and jerry to step down with. Settled on the far end of the bed after the meal and switch on my phone which was off as at the time I was about going to campus, I taught rukky must have replied my message but to my greatest surprise none of the unread messages came from her. I was so restless and started meditating on what to do next, I dialed her number more than 10 times but she didn’t pick up neither did she busy the call. What else can I do? I ask myself, if only she can go to this party with me. I haven’t gotten a solution when Jerry taps me by my shoulder telling me to get dress for the party.

JERRY: allele kpekus watin you dey think abi you nor write well you come dey deceive me

ME: you say? (pretending as if I didn’t hear what he said)

JERRY: myself and Aghogho don ready remaining you. My padi send me message say na till dawn so carry better money oo because na you won bottle us

ME: see gbedu!!! Oshei! (with Dbanj voice)… problem nor dey brotherly, na money go shame

I rush into the bathroom to take a quick shower forgetting about rukky permanently, come to think of it I don collect my share from the national cake ‘as he dey hot’ why should I bother myself again when I don’t even love her…. The only tin I like about her is that she got a gigantic watermelon boobs must girls don’t have, but choosed to let go….

To be continued…………….




EPISODE 6


Who goes there? I shouted as I heard someone banging the door with force while I was lacing my shoes, jerry went and opened the door and the so called Aghogho appeared with a smiling face showing her ‘ako ei liverpool‘ **big set of teeth like Liverpool stadium** this is the first time I’m seeing her

AGHOGHO: Good evening everyone, did I interrupt?

ME: Not at all, you must be Aghogho? (She increased the smile on her face making her look old)

JERRY: yes, Eli meet Aghogho my baby. Aghogho meet Eli my brother from another mother

I reached for her hand and gave her a soft hand shake, in the next one hour we are good to go. We walked to the road side to get a bike and off we went


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PARTY GROUND (WESTEN HALL)

The place was filled with lots of mini skirt and I can glance through to see the jean-string and white pants beneath…..

I didn’t know when the following words came out from my mouth and jerry added his own rhythms to make it a complete chorus

ME: Jean-string

JERRY: in_na the air

ME: White pant

JERRY: in_na the air

ME: Blue pant

JERRY: in_na the air

We started singing with it as we reach for a table surrounded by four chairs, all Aghogho was doing while we were entertaining her with the song was laughing. It was really fun as we enjoyed the party to the fullest drinking all sorts of brandy and dancing all the possible steps in this life, I was involved in almost all the nasty games that was played in the party but the moment I loved most was when the MC summoned the celebrate to bring out 2 boys and 2 girls, she picked me out and I was told by the MC to suck one of the girls n----e until it turns pale-red that if I failed to do it I will pay #1000 but if the girl refuse to allow me she will be the one to pay (you know that kind tin na) base on highest in me I started heading straight to the bra, out of nowhere a guy came out and bailed the girl (I nearly refund his money, see bad market).

So many dirty games were played and I partook in almost all because am a free guy in the party base on say no girl go with me, it got to Dance! Dance! Dance!, everyone was in pair dancing seriously with their girl or any free babe.

Luckily for me that very girl I almost suck her mango was dancing alone, as a sharp warri boy I saw her dancing to the beat **sekem** I applied the step holding my waist with one hand and placed the other hand on my chest and started sekem to her direction, finally am in front of her giving the same step. As soon as the music change to timaya ‘ukwu’ she started placing her a-s-s on me and I was giving the ukwu my cumcumber, she felt it and tried to see who she was dancing with by pulling herself away. She was shocked to see me and the first word that came out from her mouth tells me she is in.

FAVOUR: Bad guy, you again?

ME: smiled! Why that name my dear friend? I’m not as bad as you think

FAVOUR: never mind, but you almost touched my boobs

ME: it’s just a game and I did it to make people laugh

FAVOUR: I barely know your name

ME: I’m Eli

FAVOUR: mine is Favour

ME: Favour Are you with someone?

FAVOUR: No, why did you ask (giving normal girls styling)

ME: Because am alone and need to be with someone

She smiled without saying anything; I walked her to the bar and offered her drinks while we watched people from afar dancing. I saw jerry dancing with his girlfriend while we were drinking but didn’t bother to interrupt as we were busy trying to know each other… liquor took over Favour as she started talking strange and laughing loud, I tried to fetch jerry but didn’t see his break light, tried his number and it wasn’t reacheable. I have to look for a way out… as I was thinking of what to do, she fell on the ground, and I picked her up

ME: Favour are you okay?

FAVOUR: take me home I want to shit

ME: Jesu!!! Abeg nor shit for body oo

FAVOUR: did I say I want to shit, I said I want to fight (I then realize she was just saying rubbish because of the drink)

ME: where do you stay, I mean your house?

FAVOUR: my house is innnnn campus 2 road close to my HOD office but I want to go to your house and eat tolotolo o o o o oo

I tried to explain to her that I don’t have house in ozoro and didn’t cook tolotolo but she continued saying rubbish and managed to whisper an hotel named KESPY but all the bikes refuse to go there telling me the place is far and its close to one nearby town called ELU. I was about giving up when a young bike guy stopped in front of me dropping a passenger by WESTEN HALL where the party was done, he advise me to lodge in OKAY HOTEL that it’s the only nice hotel I can get around…

To be continued….

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